Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Here There Be Dragons

You are looking at a 'CF Dragon'. This is as opposed to a 'CF Original' dragon. They are two ENTIRELY different beasts, sharing many of the same characteristics. I'm going to try to explain it to you once, and thereafter you get to bother C.F. That's 'C.F.' as in 'C.F. herself' as opposed to dragon/seahorse/hedgehog/phoenix. You get the picture, there really is a C.F. And, since it's essentially C.F.'s fault that these creatures are rather rapidly proliferating through out North America, and who knows, maybe Europe and Africa, C.F. can handle all your heavy duty questions. Visit: www.cforiginals.net. Write it down, you know me, I might not repeat it again (What? You think I have nothing better to do than look up information that I specifically told you was important and NOT to lose?) So, C.F. is the source of all knowledge when it comes to these creatures. Not me, folks, C.F. . That being said, let me tell you about them.

They are SO ADORABLE, you could DIE from looking at one. The one that you see above is NOT AVAILABLE. He's mine, mine, mine. They are so adorable that I secretly think that C.F. has bred them with Medusa snakes or something. Although, C.F. didn't breed the one above, but I tell you she's still responsible. C.F., the twenty-first century Dragon Queen, has sanctioned a special breed of 'C.F. Dragons' for Little Cow Harbor. So, now, all of you in the neighborhood can have one of these little darlings in their house. And the TRULY hard part for all of you will be having to choose between a 'C.F. Dragon' from Little Cow Harbor (meaning one that was born and bred in your town) and a 'C.F. Original' dragon/seahorse/hedgehog/phoenix/etc./etc./etc. from the West Coast. I feel like a traitor telling you that my favorites are the Originals. But Originals are originals and like the 'Princess and the Pea' I can tell the difference, and I prefer C.F.'s. For those of you who care, Orchid will be wearing a 'C.F. Original' bestowed upon her by the Dragon Queen, so be sure to ask to see it. Yes, I promise PHOTOS, as soon as I have some.
I'm so excited over the infestation of dragons in Little Cow Harbor that I can hardly sleep! I kept expecting mine to wander off during the night. And the most amazing thing about mine is that he kept sprouting new wings. He started off with two genuine pearl nubber bumps. One of his bumps got all scary and injured like and then he had sprouted FOUR pearl bumps. Then, delicate solid glass wings appeared. And I thought the transformation was over. But, no, THEN he sprouted LABRADORITE wing bumps with iridescent Austrian crystal and I was cheering him on going: Yes!Yes!Yes!!!!!!!!! (I learned this incantation chant from MiniRoses). C.F. could have given me a heart attack. She never told me that they continue to evolve.
So, my advice to you is contact C.F. . She will direct you to websites, chat groups, and books that deal with this very specific beast. As you already know, if Orchid has one, you REALLY want it.

The next exhibit begins February 1st and runs for a month. If you require directions, use info@cathycara.com. There definitely will be 'C.F. Dragons' from Little Cow Harbor there.