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Tell me this: why does it make more sense for the King of Siam to have had a harem of females, than it does for one of the Queens of Little Cow Harbor to have a stable of good looking males?
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Have you looked at their feet? Yes, they do have hooves. Look closely. Get down on your stomach and look at the tea party. Even His Majesty has hooves. He is a mouse with giraffe hooves. Right. I am sorry. I didn't mean to confuse you. His Majesty is still a mouse.
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Now you've got it: the ones who are "Wild Horses" are 'horses' because i said so.
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My world, my rules. Remember?