Usually, I have little cash on me. When I'm out with MyHusband, I have no cash. I spotted this magazine today and said, "I'm shaking you down for a magazine!"
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He, who denies me nothing, said, "You never ask for a magazine. You only ask for books. What could be so interesting about this magazine that you just have to have it?"
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I said, "Finally, all of the fashions that we like have made it to their own season. There are tons of things in here that Orchid would love; loads and load of shoes, great bug jewelry. And look!" I showed him a photograph of a woman covered from head to toe in some sort of black lace body tattoo. I said, "Now can I have it?"
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MyHusband laughed and laughed. He said, "Okay. Please don't show me any more. I'm convinced."
