So many people have asked me for this, I had to hunt down the link.
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It is now t-minus FOUR HOURS and counting down to the opening of this excessively eagerly awaited film.
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For those of you who have asked, "Is the dialogue in the books really like this?" The answer is: yes. And yes, it really is hysterical.
.Enjoy imagining what the movie might be like before you see it: http://movies.msn.com/movies/galleryfeature/lost-twilight-script/?photoidx=1